"Hurt My Feelings" form

Started by Ken Kelley, 08/23/2012 07:12 PM

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Ken Kelley

08/23/2012 07:12 PM
A retired Army engineer friend sent this butt hurt documentation form. It's set up for the Army but any service, organization, or agency would work just as well. Couldn't get it all in one shot so the first is the top and the second is the bottom of the form...

Guru of Benign Curmudgeonliness, Imperfect Patience, and Reluctant Toleration.


cmmayo

#1
08/23/2012 07:34 PM
"butt hurt" has become one of my favorite phrases this year...
--Corey

I'M BACK, MF-ers!!!

toby2

#2
08/23/2012 07:46 PM

need better resolution so i can steal it......

love it. i need to add it to the new hire packet.

Ken Kelley

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08/23/2012 07:51 PM
Quotetoby2 - 8/23/2012  8:46 PM

need better resolution so i can steal it......

love it. i need to add it to the new hire packet.



Run "hurt feelings form" through any search engine and it will give you a wide choice of sites to download it from.
Guru of Benign Curmudgeonliness, Imperfect Patience, and Reluctant Toleration.


Hapcigar

#4
08/23/2012 10:52 PM
Sadly it's not a joke.
However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. - Winston Churchill

lubrix

#5
08/23/2012 11:06 PM
Nice!.
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Guru of ruining the moment.

Shukpaw

#6
08/24/2012 05:32 PM
They should have handed these out with the stress cards they used in the 90's.
I'm right 98% of the time.  Who cares about the other 3%?

Cigary

#7
08/24/2012 06:49 PM Last Edit: 08/24/2012 06:55 PM by Cigary

 

Here's another one:Photobucket

 

toby2

#8
08/24/2012 06:54 PM
QuoteCigary - 8/24/2012 7:49 PM

 

Here's another one:Photobucket

good one too!

Ken Kelley

#9
08/24/2012 07:12 PM
QuoteShukpaw - 8/24/2012  6:32 PM

They should have handed these out with the stress cards they used in the 90's.


I've heard rumors of those but I never met anyone who has actually seen one. I could have used a few myself whist I was DO of the 9th Airevac Squadron.
Guru of Benign Curmudgeonliness, Imperfect Patience, and Reluctant Toleration.


pferg

#10
08/24/2012 07:12 PM
I prefer this doctors advice  :biggrin:

NoMoreLies

#11
08/24/2012 08:05 PM
Quotepferg - 8/24/2012  5:12 PM

I prefer this doctors advice  :biggrin:

x2
Those afraid of the universe as it really is, those who pretend to nonexistent knowledge and envision a cosmos centered on human beings will prefer the fleeting comforts of superstion.  They avoid rather than confront the world.  But those with the courage to explore the weave and structure of the cosmos even where it differs profoundly from their wishes and prejudices, will penetrate its deepest mysteries.-Carl Sagan

kola

#12
08/24/2012 10:46 PM Last Edit: 08/24/2012 11:04 PM by kola
That's great!  Gonna print out a few or a hundred ... I could easily hand out 4 or 5 of these every single work day.
Thanks Ken!


Smoke 'em if you got 'em
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery - Winston Churchill

Cigary

#13
08/25/2012 02:30 AM
Great follow ups!!

DonM

#14
08/25/2012 06:46 AM
Quotepferg - 8/24/2012  8:12 PM

I prefer this doctors advice  :biggrin:
:lmao:  :lmao:

"The Curmudgeon"












ntanner

#15
08/25/2012 10:15 AM
some good ones.  :biggrin:
I am not concerned about what you think as I can tell you don't do it often.

I used to be a people person, but then people ruined that for me.

Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of a group of grains that could have become beer but didn't.

Shukpaw

#16
08/25/2012 07:52 PM
QuoteAlphairon - 8/24/2012  5:12 PM

QuoteShukpaw - 8/24/2012  6:32 PM

They should have handed these out with the stress cards they used in the 90's.


I've heard rumors of those but I never met anyone who has actually seen one. I could have used a few myself whist I was DO of the 9th Airevac Squadron.

I saw the recruits using them while I was at the NCO Academy at Ft. Knox.  Luckily the program was scrapped after just a short time.  Produced lousy soldiers with little respect that couldn't follow instructions.  It was almost as good an idea as co-ed boot camp and the period of time you could only make a soldier do 10 push ups at a time.

Here is a great Geico commercial that fits the subject.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfmVBmDKLZI
I'm right 98% of the time.  Who cares about the other 3%?

kola

#17
08/25/2012 08:57 PM
:lmao: :lmao:  That commercial cracks me up every time!  Gunny is quite the character :biggrin:

Smoke 'em if you got 'em
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery - Winston Churchill
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