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Fun Friday Motivational Series
Fun Friday Motivational Series
Started by Brlesq, 03/01/2013 06:56 AM
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Hey! How come Habana is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?
A day without whiskey is like . . . just kidding, I have no idea!
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03/01/2013 07:00 AM
"The Curmudgeon"
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03/01/2013 07:03 AM
"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer"
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03/01/2013 07:11 AM
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Cigar smoking knows no politics. It's about the pursuit of pleasure, taste, and aroma. -Anon
When you are dead, you don't know that you are dead. It is difficult only for the others.
It is the same when you are stupid....
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03/01/2013 07:25 AM
Funny stuff!.
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Guru of ruining the moment.
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03/01/2013 07:31 AM
Some great ones in there Bruce!
Maybe it's like becoming one with the cigar. You lose yourself in it, everything fades away, your worries, your problems, your thoughts. They fade into the smoke, and the cigar and you are at peace. ~Raul Julia
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03/01/2013 07:44 AM
Nice! Thanks for kicking off the day with some funny stuff!
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"It is possible to live happily in the here and now. So many conditions of happiness are available - more than enough for you to be happy right now." -
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"There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments, and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance - that principle is contempt prior to investigation."
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03/01/2013 07:54 AM
funny stuff
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"If there are no cigars in heaven I shall not go" Mark Twain
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03/01/2013 08:09 AM
nice!
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03/01/2013 08:20 AM
"Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment."
Gurkha free zone.
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03/01/2013 08:29 AM
The one with Godzilla...awesome!
"What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife"
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03/01/2013 08:34 AM
Whoa is right
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? André Gide
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03/01/2013 09:15 AM
"A good cigar is like tasting a good wine: you smell it, you taste it, you look at it, you feel it - you can even hear it. It satisfies all the senses." - Anonymous
"You play five years in a Jimmy Buffett cover band and see what your freakin' wardrobe looks like, butthole!" - gitfiddl
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03/01/2013 10:27 AM
Thanks for the laughs!!!
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03/01/2013 10:35 AM
I literally laughed out loud on the symmetry one, LOL!
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03/01/2013 10:45 AM
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'" -Jack Handy
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03/01/2013 10:46 AM
I am not concerned about what you think as I can tell you don't do it often.
I used to be a people person, but then people ruined that for me.
Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of a group of grains that could have become beer but didn't.
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03/01/2013 10:53 AM
Col Sanders is hilarious!
"I bet there's rich folks eating in fancy dining cars,
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars"
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03/01/2013 11:16 AM
the ear one really freaked me out.. i had to do a triple take...
"when a guy does something stupid once, well that's because he's a guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that's usually to impress some girl."
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