No more Elf on a Shelf

Started by 05Venturer, 05/02/2014 04:51 PM

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05Venturer

05/02/2014 04:51 PM
Lol
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Newbhunter

#1
05/02/2014 04:54 PM
Huh? I think probably missed something(?)

conditionZero

#2
05/02/2014 05:00 PM

QuoteNewbhunter - 5/2/2014  7:54 PM  Huh? I think probably missed something(?)

Yeah, I don't know what "Elf on a Shelf" is either. 

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Newbhunter

#3
05/02/2014 05:04 PM
QuoteconditionZero - 5/2/2014  8:00 PM

QuoteNewbhunter - 5/2/2014  7:54 PM  Huh? I think probably missed something(?)

Yeah, I don't know what "Elf on a Shelf" is either. 


Now that the pictures there I get the joke... But I still have no clue wtf elf on a shelf is!

Cfickter

#4
05/02/2014 05:10 PM
Elf on the shelf is a hide and seek game parent play with kids around Christmas. The parent each day hide an elf for kids to find
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conditionZero

#5
05/02/2014 05:14 PM

QuoteCfickter - 5/2/2014  8:10 PM  Elf on the shelf is a hide and seek game parent play with kids around Christmas. The parent each day hide an elf for kids to find

Well, then a whore with a bottle of second rate rum probably isn't a good alternative. 

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Newbhunter

#6
05/02/2014 05:26 PM
QuoteconditionZero - 5/2/2014  8:14 PM

QuoteCfickter - 5/2/2014  8:10 PM  Elf on the shelf is a hide and seek game parent play with kids around Christmas. The parent each day hide an elf for kids to find

Well, then a whore with a bottle of second rate rum probably isn't a good alternative. 


Lmao

bmac7754

#7
05/02/2014 05:31 PM
QuoteNewbhunter - 5/2/2014  9:04 PM  
QuoteconditionZero - 5/2/2014  8:00 PM  

QuoteNewbhunter - 5/2/2014  7:54 PM  Huh? I think probably missed something(?)

Yeah, I don't know what "Elf on a Shelf" is either. 

Now that the pictures there I get the joke... But I still have no clue wtf elf on a shelf is!

Elf on a shelf comes with this elf and a book to read to your kids around Christmas time.  The idea is he does funny things at night when you go to bed and the kids have to get up in the morning and find him and see what he did.  Parents put him in funny places and make a mess, like undo all the toilet paper in the bathroom, tip the trash over. 

The kiddos love it.

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conditionZero

#8
05/02/2014 05:55 PM
Interesting. Never heard of it. I might do that with my little grandson this year, he would love it.
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lubrix

#9
05/02/2014 06:11 PM
I never heard of this "Elf" thing either.
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conditionZero

#10
05/02/2014 06:29 PM
Okay, apparently my wife HAS heard of this, and informed me that it's not gonna happen.
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I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.  Joe E. Lewis

conditionZero

#11
05/02/2014 06:31 PM
She did see the humor in the original post though. Oh well.
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BewareDaPenguin

#12
05/02/2014 06:32 PM
QuoteconditionZero - 5/2/2014  8:29 PM

Okay, apparently my wife HAS heard of this, and informed me that it's not gonna happen.

:lmao:
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nwb

#13
05/02/2014 06:46 PM
:lmao:


My daughter has an elf on the shelf (aka Baxter).  Somehow, I don't think she'd get as much enjoyment out of this. :biggrin:
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Longhorn

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05/02/2014 07:11 PM Last Edit: 05/02/2014 07:14 PM by Longhorn
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1029henry

#15
05/02/2014 09:32 PM
That's awesome!! LOL!
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jdwaynes1980

#16
05/03/2014 01:27 AM
I bought my wife an elf on a shelf a couple years ago. We always take funny pictures of it. I don't know how people haven't heard of it, it's been the biggest selling Christmas thing for the past several years, and was the #1 best seller last year. These things are every-freakin-where!
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tvolball

#17
05/03/2014 02:54 AM
I have never heard of this tradition either.
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gitfiddl

#18
05/03/2014 04:03 AM
It's a new one on me, too.
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#19
05/03/2014 05:21 AM
:lmao: :lmao:
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Vroomp

#20
05/03/2014 05:41 AM

If you have been on Facebook for a while, folks have been posting funny Elf-On-Shelf pics for years! Glad it came out after my kids were grown. Maybe they would enjoy the Whore-in-a-Drawer now! :lmao:

 

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#21
05/03/2014 06:04 AM
Never heard of it till just now.
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#22
05/03/2014 06:25 AM
:lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:

I can't play that with the kids.

Mojo66

#23
05/03/2014 07:26 AM
QuoteVroomp - 5/3/2014  9:41 AM  

If you have been on Facebook for a while, folks have been posting funny Elf-On-Shelf pics for years! Glad it came out after my kids were grown. Maybe they would enjoy the Whore-in-a-Drawer now! :lmao:

 

 

This is wrong in so many ways, can't stop laughing now.

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Newbhunter

#24
05/03/2014 09:45 AM
QuoteMojo66 - 5/3/2014  10:26 AM

QuoteVroomp - 5/3/2014  9:41 AM  

If you have been on Facebook for a while, folks have been posting funny Elf-On-Shelf pics for years! Glad it came out after my kids were grown. Maybe they would enjoy the Whore-in-a-Drawer now! :lmao:

 

 

This is wrong in so many ways, can't stop laughing now.


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