Group therapy

Started by amigodecigars, 07/28/2014 10:59 AM

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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
 
   
 
 
 
 
 
"You all have obsessions," he  observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with  eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
 
 
 
 
He turned to the 2nd mom, Ann and said, "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny."
 
 
 
 
He turned to the 3rd mom, Joyce.   "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the 4th mother, Alice, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, .....
 
 
 
 
 
 
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