Thursday Herf Thread - The Donkey Dick Digital Herf

Started by Kid Montana, 08/28/2014 03:43 PM

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Kid Montana

08/28/2014 03:43 PM Last Edit: 08/28/2014 03:57 PM by Kid Montana


I'd rather have a cigar...

bstessl

#1
08/28/2014 03:45 PM
YES!
Smoking cigarettes is a habit, smoking a cigar is an event. - Brad Paisley

The Burn Ward

#2
08/28/2014 03:47 PM
QuoteKid Montana - 8/28/2014  6:43 PM

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It's taking you 15 minutes to prep it :?:

nwb

#3
08/28/2014 03:49 PM
QuoteThe Burn Ward - 8/28/2014  6:47 PM
QuoteKid Montana - 8/28/2014  6:43 PM
Link goes up in 15.

It's taking you 15 minutes to prep it :?:

That's how long it takes to get his cigar lit.
Chief of Shaft

Jackal

#4
08/28/2014 03:50 PM
Quotenwb - 8/28/2014  4:49 PM

QuoteThe Burn Ward - 8/28/2014  6:47 PM
QuoteKid Montana - 8/28/2014  6:43 PM
Link goes up in 15.

It's taking you 15 minutes to prep it :?:

That's how long it takes to get his cigar lit.

 :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:

I'll do what I will and I'll drink what I please
I'll smoke what I like 'till I cough and I wheeze
I'll drink and I'll whore and every pleasure realize
For this time tomorrow I may die

Brlesq

#5
08/28/2014 03:51 PM
QuoteThe Burn Ward - 8/28/2014  6:47 PM

QuoteKid Montana - 8/28/2014  6:43 PM

Link goes up in 15.

It's taking you 15 minutes to fluff it :?:

Fixed that for 'ya!  :shy:
Bruce
Chief Enabler 
Guru of Decorum & Sarcasm

Hey! How come Habana is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

A day without whiskey is like . . . just kidding, I have no idea!

Kid Montana

#6
08/28/2014 03:53 PM
One quick question: maduro or natural?


I'd rather have a cigar...

05Venturer

#7
08/28/2014 03:54 PM
Priming the pump with a pipeful of Meat Candy since I'm missing the meat raffle tonight :biggrin:
Kent
 Guru of Cynicism & Cigars

"Pump the brakes; you take your shirt off but leave your sunglasses on?" "What sort of backwards !@#$ing pageantry is that?" "You going to fight with those shades or play pokerstars.com?"

SparklePony

#8
08/28/2014 03:55 PM
QuoteKid Montana - 8/28/2014  6:53 PM  One quick question: maduro or natural?

Oh, what the hell, maduro.
Yes, it's a pineapple hat.  No, you can't put your cigar out in it.

The Burn Ward

#9
08/28/2014 04:00 PM
QuoteBrlesq - 8/28/2014  6:51 PM

QuoteThe Burn Ward - 8/28/2014  6:47 PM

QuoteKid Montana - 8/28/2014  6:43 PM

Link goes up in 15.

It's taking you 15 minutes to fluff it :?:

Fixed that for 'ya!  :shy:

 :lmao:

kxthor911

#10
08/28/2014 04:00 PM
Looks like a natural to me :)
Hello my name is Nick and I just bought a box of... (courtesy of Stephen and Rob(serious cigars))

Yes its fast, no you cant drive it.

Brlesq

#11
08/28/2014 04:11 PM
Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends
We're so glad you could attend
Come inside! Come inside!
There behind a glass is a real blade of grass
be careful as you pass.
Move along! Move along!

Come inside, the show's about to start
guaranteed to blow your head apart
Rest assured you'll get your money's worth
The greatest show in Heaven, Hell or Earth.
You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo.
You've got to see the show, it's rock and roll ....

Right before your eyes we pull laughter from the skies
And he laughs until he cries then he dies then he dies
Come inside the shows about to start
Guaranteed to blow your head apart

You gotta see the show
It's a dynamo
You gotta see the show
It's rock and roll

Soon the Gypsy Queen in a glaze of Vaseline
Will perform on guillotine
What a scene! What a scene!
Next upon the stand will you please extend a hand
to Alexander's Ragtime Band
Roll up! Roll up! Roll up!
See the show!

Performing on a stool we've a sight to make you drool
Seven virgins and a mule
Keep it cool. Keep it cool.
We would like it to be known the exhibits that were shown
were exclusively our own,
All our own. All our own.
Come and see the show! Come and see the show! Come and see the show!
See the show!
Bruce
Chief Enabler 
Guru of Decorum & Sarcasm

Hey! How come Habana is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

A day without whiskey is like . . . just kidding, I have no idea!

nwb

#12
08/28/2014 04:25 PM
We are almost at max capacity - 9 folks on.
Chief of Shaft

Kid Montana

#13
08/28/2014 04:44 PM
My Puros brings all the guys to the yard,
And they're like,
"damn thats some cigar"
Damn right, its a big cigar,
You could chief it,
if you've got four hours.

I know you want it,
The Chief, it makes me,
The one I go crazy for,
I've lost my mind,
The Puros kind,
What is the time?


I'd rather have a cigar...

bstessl

#14
08/28/2014 04:46 PM
QuoteKid Montana - 8/28/2014  6:44 PM

My Puros brings all the guys to the yard,
And they're like,
"damn thats some cigar"
Damn right, its a big cigar,
You could chief it,
if you've got four hours.

I know you want it,
The Chief, it makes me,
The one I go crazy for,
I've lost my mind,
The Puros kind,
What is the time?

Nice!
Smoking cigarettes is a habit, smoking a cigar is an event. - Brad Paisley

DonM

#15
08/28/2014 05:02 PM
Room is full :-(

"The Curmudgeon"












sjn1117

#16
08/28/2014 05:16 PM
Somebody leave Don and I are trying to get in dammit :biggrin:
why isnt phonetic spelled like it sounds?


The Lone star Guru of F.A.R.T.(firearms, alcohol, ramble, tobacco)

Mojo66

#17
08/28/2014 05:25 PM

QuoteBrlesq - 8/28/2014  7:11 PM  Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends We're so glad you could attend Come inside! Come inside! There behind a glass is a real blade of grass be careful as you pass. Move along! Move along!  Come inside, the show's about to start guaranteed to blow your head apart Rest assured you'll get your money's worth The greatest show in Heaven, Hell or Earth. You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo. You've got to see the show, it's rock and roll ....  Right before your eyes we pull laughter from the skies And he laughs until he cries then he dies then he dies Come inside the shows about to start Guaranteed to blow your head apart  You gotta see the show It's a dynamo You gotta see the show It's rock and roll  Soon the Gypsy Queen in a glaze of Vaseline Will perform on guillotine What a scene! What a scene! Next upon the stand will you please extend a hand to Alexander's Ragtime Band Roll up! Roll up! Roll up! See the show!  Performing on a stool we've a sight to make you drool Seven virgins and a mule Keep it cool. Keep it cool. We would like it to be known the exhibits that were shown were exclusively our own, All our own. All our own. Come and see the show! Come and see the show! Come and see the show! See the show!

 

Nice ELP quote. So many souvenirs of an amazing era rush to my head.

"Life's too short to smoke bad cigars."

StogieDad

#18
08/28/2014 06:22 PM
Dammit, I should brought out the Meaner Digger tonight.
"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
-- Winston Churchill

"It has been my experience that folks who have no vices, have very few virtues."
-- Abraham Lincoln

"I call this turf 'n' turf. It's a 16 oz T-bone and a 24 oz porterhouse. Also, whiskey and a cigar. I am going to consume all of this at the same time because I am a free American."
-- Ron Swanson

vw77guy

#19
08/28/2014 06:44 PM
Have fun guys.  I smoked a 7X70 Texas Lancero by Alec Bradley last weekend.  That little stick lasted 3 hours and 20 minutes.  Lookin at that IP, I think you'll be smoking till the morning'!!

Vroomp

#20
08/28/2014 07:02 PM

Bummer that the limit is only 10......................... 

Guru of Not Following the Rules


Cigar smoking knows no politics. It's about the pursuit of pleasure, taste, and aroma. -Anon

When you are dead, you don't know that you are dead. It is difficult only for the others.
It is the same when you are stupid....


Vroomp

#21
08/28/2014 07:30 PM
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Saving up allowance for a new lap-top!  :loser:
Guru of Not Following the Rules


Cigar smoking knows no politics. It's about the pursuit of pleasure, taste, and aroma. -Anon

When you are dead, you don't know that you are dead. It is difficult only for the others.
It is the same when you are stupid....


Cfickter

#22
08/28/2014 08:17 PM
great herf tonight, had them lined up to get on.  congrats Dan for knocking most of the Chief down
Guru Master of the Minions

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Gunga galunga ... gunga, gunga-lagunga." - Carl Spackler

Education is important, cigars are importanter!

I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me




bstessl

#23
08/28/2014 09:21 PM
Damn, I missed the finish...
Smoking cigarettes is a habit, smoking a cigar is an event. - Brad Paisley

Voexum

#24
08/28/2014 10:38 PM Last Edit: 08/28/2014 10:38 PM by Voexum
QuoteBrlesq - 8/28/2014  7:11 PM

Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends
We're so glad you could attend
Come inside! Come inside!
...

Man, that's one of my all time favorite songs!
 :dancing:
Christopher "Voexum"
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"A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points but it is by no means the most interesting." - The Doctor
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