Smoke Nazi Neighbor

Started by Ken Kelley, 09/27/2014 11:04 AM

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Ken Kelley

09/27/2014 11:04 AM
Guru of Benign Curmudgeonliness, Imperfect Patience, and Reluctant Toleration.


tvolball

#1
09/27/2014 11:40 AM
Damn, it's ken. He lives
"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer"

Chip Lemaster

#2
09/27/2014 11:47 AM
Pretty nice funny read,,,lol,,,thanks for the share

Ken Kelley

#3
09/27/2014 11:52 AM
Quotetvolball - 9/27/2014  2:40 AM

Damn, it's ken. He lives


Heh! You see me a lot more often than He Who Shall Remain Nameless Cordell!  :biggrin:
Guru of Benign Curmudgeonliness, Imperfect Patience, and Reluctant Toleration.


lubrix

#4
09/27/2014 12:22 PM
That was great!.
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Guru of ruining the moment.

toby2

#5
09/27/2014 01:16 PM

funny read I read it on FB the other day.

on all sides of me on the weekends my neighbors drive loud hot rods and or Harleys, shoot targets, cook out etc. including me. I guess it's a southern thing.

I don't care what someone else believes as long as they respect me enough not to care what I believe. it seems to me the very same people preaching tolerance are the same folks who don't practice it.

bigjohn20081983

#6
09/27/2014 01:48 PM
:cheers:  :word:
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nwb

#7
09/27/2014 01:49 PM
:lmao:  :lmao:
Chief of Shaft

nwb

#8
09/27/2014 01:51 PM
Quotetoby2 - 9/27/2014  4:16 PM
it seems to me the very same people preaching tolerance are the same folks who don't practice it.

Yup.
Chief of Shaft

tvolball

#9
09/27/2014 02:21 PM
By the way Ken, that's great
"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer"

cajun600

#10
09/27/2014 02:58 PM
Best thing I've read all day!

jharrisx5

#11
09/27/2014 03:12 PM
'Murica!!
Puff Puff Give....

Brlesq

#12
09/27/2014 03:22 PM
That was an awesome read.
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ntanner

#13
09/27/2014 03:53 PM
Good read.
I am not concerned about what you think as I can tell you don't do it often.

I used to be a people person, but then people ruined that for me.

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Mojo66

#14
09/27/2014 04:15 PM
"God Bless America as justice has been rightfully served"



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McBryde

#15
09/27/2014 04:33 PM
Sounds like she got what she deserved!

E
"A man's character is told by what he does when nobody else is around."

"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading" -- Thomas Jefferson

Voexum

#16
09/27/2014 09:49 PM
That was beautiful. :cry:

:smoker:
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Rhall

#17
09/28/2014 06:32 AM
Really enjoyed that. Glad im the only one in the office this morning because i was laughing like a crazy person in here.
Insert sarcastic quote here.

cavenbk

#18
09/28/2014 10:34 AM
Great read! Thank you for sharing Ken.
You can judge the character of a man by the things he laughs at.

"A man's true character comes out when he's drunk."     - Charles Chaplin

Camshaft83

#19
09/28/2014 03:25 PM
Great ending.    :bigthumbs:
Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip." Winston Churchill

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cigarzinn

#20
09/28/2014 03:52 PM
Very funny. Thanks for sharing.

sauraspop

#21
09/28/2014 04:22 PM
Yep, justice was served. Thanks for sharing that Ken. And BTW glad you are back.
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As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake. ~ Cliffy ~

Rebecca Silverwolf

#22
09/28/2014 08:24 PM
Great article, thanks for sharing.
"Well, we may not have parted on the best of terms. I realize certain words were exchanged. Also certain... bullets."

"If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed."

-Captain Malcolm Reynolds

sjn1117

#23
09/28/2014 08:50 PM
Awesome!
why isnt phonetic spelled like it sounds?


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ebernabe

#24
09/28/2014 09:58 PM
Great read.  I'm glad the neighbor got what she deserved.  Thanks for sharing.  I took the liberty of sharing on facebook.
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