Static Electricity ( Your Science Lesson for the Week) NSFW

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10/28/2014 05:22 PM Last Edit: 10/28/2014 05:52 PM by Vroomp

Static electricity is an imbalance of electric charges within or on the surface of a material.

The charge remains until it is able to move away by means of an electric current or electrical discharge.

 

 

For modeling the effect of static discharge on sensitive electronic devices,

a human being is represented as a capacitor of 100 picofarads, charged to a voltage of 4000 to 35000 volts.

When touching an object this energy is discharged in less than a microsecond.

 

 

Are you having a little trouble understanding this?

If so, the next photo should clear things up.  That is 

definitely static electricity.

 

 I thought that would help.  :biggrin:

 

 

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10/28/2014 05:29 PM
LMAO  NSFW would be needed on this one.
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#2
10/28/2014 05:31 PM
i love science  :biggrin:
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#3
10/28/2014 05:49 PM
Whoa!  What would Van de Graaff have to say?
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#4
10/28/2014 05:54 PM
:lmao:  :lmao: Brad that's the funniest shyte I've seen in a long time!
why isnt phonetic spelled like it sounds?


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#5
10/28/2014 06:03 PM

Quotesjn1117 - 10/28/2014  8:54 PM  :lmao:  :lmao: Brad that's the funniest shyte I've seen in a long time!

 I am glad you enjoyed that Stephen! :bigthumbs:  

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#7
10/28/2014 06:48 PM
You make a great teacher!
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#8
10/28/2014 07:17 PM
Bill Nye, "The Science Guy," skipped this lesson.  
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10/28/2014 07:18 PM
winner winner chicken dinner!!!
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10/28/2014 08:12 PM
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#11
10/28/2014 08:22 PM
More like a deer hoof... :confused:
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10/29/2014 04:19 AM
I love Starbucks coffee
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10/29/2014 04:41 AM
she got the effect she was going for. no bra no panties and thin material my favorite!

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10/29/2014 04:54 AM
Yep! I love science & Starbucks too.
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10/29/2014 05:02 AM

QuoteBrlesq - 10/29/2014  7:19 AM  I love Starbucks coffee

:lmao:  

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10/29/2014 05:42 AM
Nice!.
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10/29/2014 08:08 AM
:lmao:
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#18
10/29/2014 02:19 PM
Now that was awesome!

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#19
10/29/2014 06:33 PM
I just had a different kind of discharge in less than a microsecond.
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#20
10/29/2014 10:31 PM
QuoteHot Stuff x - 10/29/2014  6:33 PM

I just had a different kind of discharge in less than a microsecond.

 :lmao:
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10/30/2014 06:28 AM

Good Morning!

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#22
10/30/2014 09:42 AM
:lmao:
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#23
10/30/2014 12:00 PM
Graphics are great as teaching aids,,,,,,lol

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#24
10/30/2014 12:30 PM
:lmao: Very good :lmao:
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