When the cat's Away....???

Started by Caveman Steve, 11/27/2014 08:26 PM

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Caveman Steve

Wife and daughter having a sleepover at my Bro/Sister in-laws place after stuffing ourselves.  Home alone!  Taking full advantage.  There will be consequences since I am smoking in my living room watching football.  It's worth it!!!!!  This almost NEVER happens.

 

 

Wish me luck tomorrow!! 

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sjn1117

why isnt phonetic spelled like it sounds?


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Camshaft83

Good luck with that. My GF would kill me for smoking in the house.
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johncw

yep good luck when they get back.

DonM

:bigthumbs:

Let us know how it ends when she gets home

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StogieDad

Hehe. Enjoy it while you can.  I get the look when the garage or basement smells like I smoked in it, so I certainly don't have the stones for the living room.
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Caveman Steve

QuoteDonM - 11/28/2014  7:25 AM  :bigthumbs:   Let us know how it ends when she gets home

Well, she's not home yet.  I'm only noticing a faint lingering odor.  This will be the third time I've done this in the past 10 years or so.  Once she noticed, and once she didn't. 

I wonder if those "Febreeze" commercials are true.  Wish I had some just in case.  May need to run to CVS. 

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Ted

#10
I was wondering about Febreeze as well. Perfect test!  Then again, she comes home and everything smelling roses could be bad too, depending on your wife. My x's first thought would OK, what the hell is he trying to hide!  :-0

BewareDaPenguin

Man Id never be able to swing that lol good luck brother :bigthumbs:
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ntanner

#12
Just in case it doesn't go well with the wife were should we send the get well card's? :biggrin:
I am not concerned about what you think as I can tell you don't do it often.

I used to be a people person, but then people ruined that for me.

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Cfickter

Great if you pull this off. I couldn't do it. Wife has this sixth sense and could be in a different state and would know. Just can't seem to find the cameras :biggrin:
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Caveman Steve

Febreeze has been applied.

Could be my downfall.  Still not home. 

"yesterday I did nothing, and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday"

cajun600

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Guru of ruining the moment.

Caveman Steve

Well, I got BUSTED!

Oh well.  Thankfully, I have a very cool wife of 20 years.

All is well,..............but I may need to do the laundry this weekend! 

"yesterday I did nothing, and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday"

ntanner

#19
At least she didn't ground you. :biggrin:
I am not concerned about what you think as I can tell you don't do it often.

I used to be a people person, but then people ruined that for me.

Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of a group of grains that could have become beer but didn't.

Smurf

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Camshaft83

QuoteCaveman Steve - 11/28/2014  3:46 PM

Well, I got BUSTED!

Oh well.  Thankfully, I have a very cool wife of 20 years.

All is well,..............but I may need to do the laundry this weekend! 


That's pretty awesome that she didn't wig out on you.
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sjn1117

why isnt phonetic spelled like it sounds?


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