Old Folks

Started by Ken Kelley, 05/27/2015 07:24 AM

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Ken Kelley

WHILE ON A ROAD TRIP, AN ELDERLY COUPLE, STOPPED AT PIZZA HUT FOR LUNCH. AFTER FINISHING THEIR MEAL, THEY LEFT THE RESTAURANT AND RESUMED THEIR TRIP TO PHOENIX
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WHEN LEAVING, THE ELDERLY WOMAN UNKNOWINGLY LEFT HER GLASSES ON THE TABLE, AND SHE DIDN'T MISS THEM UNTIL THEY HAD BEEN DRIVING FOR ABOUT FORTY MINUTES. BY THEN, TO ADD TO THE AGGRAVATION, THEY HAD TO TRAVEL QUITE A DISTANCE BEFORE THEY COULD FIND A PLACE TO TURN AROUND, IN ORDER TO RETURN TO THE RESTAURANT TO RETRIEVE HER GLASSES.

ALL THE WAY BACK, THE ELDERLY HUSBAND BECAME THE CLASSIC GROUCHY OLD MAN. HE FUSSED AND COMPLAINED, AND SCOLDED HIS WIFE RELENTLESSLY DURING THE ENTIRE
RETURN DRIVE. THE MORE HE CHIDED HER, THE MORE AGITATED HE BECAME. HE JUST WOULDN'T LET UP FOR A SINGLE MINUTE.

TO HER RELIEF, THEY FINALLY ARRIVED AT THE RESTAURANT. AS THE WOMAN GOT OUT OF THE CAR AND HURRIED INSIDE TO RETRIEVE HER GLASSES, THE OLD GEEZER YELLED TO HER "WHILE YOU'RE IN THERE, YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET MY HAT AND THE CREDIT CARD."

THIS COMING WEEK IS NATIONAL SENIOR MENTAL HEALTH WEEK. YOU CAN DO YOUR PART BY REMEMBERING TO CONTACT AT LEAST ONE UNSTABLE SENIOR TO SHOW YOU CARE.

I HAVE NOW DONE MY PART!
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:lmao:  :lmao:  I get to deal with a lot of Seniors and when I do I give them all the help I can knowing my @$$ will get old eventually

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QuoteDonM - 5/27/2015  3:50 PM  :lmao:  :lmao:  I get to deal with a lot of Seniors and when I do I give them all the help I can knowing my @$$ will get old eventually

Do you mean you will get even grumpier and more curmudgeonly than you actually are :biggrin:

Not but seriously you make an excellent point, we must treat the elderly as we want others to treat us when we are in our later years and let it be known I'm not getting any younger.

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 "YOU CAN DO YOUR PART BY REMEMBERING TO CONTACT AT LEAST ONE UNSTABLE SENIOR TO SHOW YOU CARE."

So, what's your contact information Ken?
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QuoteHot Stuff x - 5/27/2015  8:23 AM


 "YOU CAN DO YOUR PART BY REMEMBERING TO CONTACT AT LEAST ONE UNSTABLE SENIOR TO SHOW YOU CARE."

So, what's your contact information Ken?


You can call me at 1-800-KISSMYASS!  :biggrin:
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