From the M*A*S*H episode"Fade Out, Fade In:" COL. POTTER: Cigar? RADAR: Will it stunt my growth? COL. POTTER: Whattya got to loose? RADAR: Is it Habit forming? COL. POTTER: Nah, I've smoked 5 cigars a day and never got the habit! RADAR: That's good to know! (After lighting cigars, Radar makes a puzzled look) COL POTTER: Nothin' like a good cigar on a clear morning! RADAR: Or Cream of Wheat. Later, Radar was found over the hill, sick from his first cigar...

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Started by Otter, 05/28/2015 03:34 PM

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Otter

05/28/2015 03:34 PM
I am sitting outside enjoying the cool evening and you know how we do it... I was smoking a cigar that wasn't hitting the mark. I texted my lovely wife to tell her I was less than impressed with my current cigar. She walks out and hands me an Anejo and says life's too short for a bad cigar - nooice!

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cavenbk

#1
05/28/2015 03:36 PM
Nice. Wish that my wife would do that for me. I have been in the same situation before and my wife just says "Sucks to be you"
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horrido

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05/28/2015 03:51 PM
Quotecavenbk - 5/28/2015  4:36 PM

Nice. Wish that my wife would do that for me. I have been in the same situation before and my wife just says "Sucks to be you"

Obviously you aren't treating her right - Happy wife, Happy life......lol
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#3
05/28/2015 04:04 PM
:thumbsup:
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#4
05/28/2015 04:17 PM
That's awesome
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appollo

#5
05/28/2015 04:19 PM
Your  a kept man :-)  :cry:

danb6177

#6
05/28/2015 05:17 PM
Beautiful, just beautiful. I think mine would do same but not sure if she could tell the difference in what would be good
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#7
05/28/2015 05:30 PM
That's awesome
You should hurry up and acquire the cigar habit. It's one of the major happiness's. And so much more lasting than love, so much less costly in emotional wear and tear.
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#8
05/28/2015 05:37 PM
My wife would hit the moocher humi and blindly bring me a Victor Sinclar because it has a pretty ribbon on it. Don't get me wrong her heart would be in the right place but she just doesn't know anything about cigars. We get lots of wine with "pretty labels" and she roots for the team with the nicest uniforms. I love her for it and am smart enough to keep my mouth shut.

cavenbk

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05/28/2015 06:03 PM

Quotehorrido - 5/28/2015 6:51 PM
Quotecavenbk - 5/28/2015 4:36 PM Nice. Wish that my wife would do that for me. I have been in the same situation before and my wife just says "Sucks to be you"
Obviously you aren't treating her right - Happy wife, Happy life......lol

Definitely must be doing something wrong... lol

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MT21

#10
05/28/2015 06:09 PM
My wife encourages me to go and have a cigar at times. She wouldn't know a Padron from a dog rocket though. Glad to hear that you have a supportive wife who knows a good cigar.  :smoker:
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#11
05/28/2015 06:11 PM
Most excellent!  :biggrin:  :bigthumbs:
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#12
05/28/2015 06:55 PM
Nice, she's a keeper.
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Camshaft83

#13
05/28/2015 07:10 PM
My wife would tell me too go get a new one because she knows very little about them. Props to your wife for knowing what's up.
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#14
05/28/2015 07:50 PM
What a great wife you have sir. Enjoy the good times...

sjn1117

#15
05/28/2015 08:12 PM
That's a keeper brother! Cheers to that!
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#16
05/28/2015 09:41 PM
Awesome, bro! You have the exact opposite of my relationship!
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ninfiction

#17
05/29/2015 07:17 AM
I let my wife select a cigar for me once, she picked one of the dog rockets I was saving for either a pass or a bomb...never again.
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lubrix

#18
05/29/2015 07:20 AM
I would find out where she is hiding them!.
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#19
05/29/2015 07:59 AM
Quotelubrix - 5/29/2015  10:20 AM

I would find out where she is hiding them!.

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Otter

#20
05/29/2015 02:49 PM
Quotelubrix - 5/29/2015  10:20 AM

I would find out where she is hiding them!.

Good point ;-)
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DonM

#21
05/29/2015 04:19 PM
My wife would unknowingly find the only POS cigar I own but I love her for putting up with my shyt :biggrin:

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ThinBlueLine

#22
05/30/2015 03:34 AM Last Edit: 05/30/2015 03:38 AM by ThinBlueLine
Happy husband = happy home!  My wife does the same for me, but she will serve it between her cleavage and tell me for certain this cigar won't be a dud. I tend to have to agree with her.
I enjoy romantic walks to my humidors...

amigodecigars

#23
05/30/2015 06:24 AM
Wow, a text...you must have been out on the South 40.  Did she arrive in a golf cart?  I wouldn't let the upstairs maid or the downstairs maid touch any of my sticks, much less the gardner, chauffeur, pool boy, etc.  Actually I just holler ask one of the rollers to bring me something else.   BTW, are those Don Guzman's that I sent you rested yet?  :whistle:
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ntanner

#24
05/30/2015 07:24 AM Last Edit: 05/30/2015 07:26 AM by ntanner
" Actually I just holler ask one of the rollers to bring me something else."
Now that would be nice.    :rolleyes:
I am not concerned about what you think as I can tell you don't do it often.

I used to be a people person, but then people ruined that for me.

Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of a group of grains that could have become beer but didn't.
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