A Glass of Wine & Poop

Started by horrido, 07/29/2015 02:44 PM

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horrido


 
A glass of wine

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine

and those who don't and are always

seen with a bottle of water in their hand:

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,

In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink

1 liter of water each day,

at the end of the year we would have absorbed

more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.

However, We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer

(or rum, whiskey or other liquor)

because alcohol has to go through a purification process

of boiling, filtering & fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,

than to drink water and be full of s**t .

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service















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Camshaft83

:blech: I hope my water pitcher filters that out :biggrin:
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appollo

Your on a roll Mark keep it going :lmao:

toby2

gotta put a little disinfectant in the water. whiskey works well I'm told.

horrido

Quoteappollo - 7/29/2015  5:31 PM

Your on a roll Mark keep it going :lmao:

Haven't seen jokes in awhile now I have just started this place has really become well subdued. Where is Cordell need some insurance and prison jokes..... :-0
"As you approach thirty, you have a thirty ring gauge; as you approach fifty, you have a fifty ring gauge."
-- Cuban saying

sevencardstud

"Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar." -Mark Twain


ntanner

I am not concerned about what you think as I can tell you don't do it often.

I used to be a people person, but then people ruined that for me.

Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of a group of grains that could have become beer but didn't.

pferg

I think its whiskey straight from now on. I dont need any poop messing up mybooze

1029henry

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Cfickter

Good to know, not that I really needed a reason to drink alcohol anyway
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Mojo66

That's it, no more water for me :lmao:
"Life's too short to smoke bad cigars."


DonM

I agree but don't know if they would buy into the idea at work :confused:

"The Curmudgeon"














   
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