Name This Guru (or just call me names if you prefer)

Started by Vroomp, 10/08/2015 01:41 PM

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Vroomp

It has been a while since I sponsored any contests and I guess I really should have one of those fancy Guru names like some of you other esteemed members have, so here's your chance to win some sticks.  Give me a name I can live with, whether sarcastic, fitting, or both. If I choose your entry you will win a fabulous prize chosen especially for you (probably just a fiver of my own cheap cigars :biggrin:)! In any event I may award runner up prizes to second and third places depending on the responses received. 

No limit on entries and cut off date will be December 10, 2015.

If I can't decide on one we will run a poll for you all to decide my new handle.

 Let the insults, I mean names, begin! :biggrin:  

Guru of Not Following the Rules


Cigar smoking knows no politics. It's about the pursuit of pleasure, taste, and aroma. -Anon

When you are dead, you don't know that you are dead. It is difficult only for the others.
It is the same when you are stupid....



nirab

Toothpickin' Guru...for starters. Thanks for the contest!
The Punk Rock Guru of Meditation and Lending a Hand

DON'T believe EVERYTING you THINK...
it's COOL to Be a GEEK!

''Any time you have an opportunity to make a difference in this world and you don't, then you are wasting your time on Earth.''-Roberto Clemente

"When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That is my religion." - Abraham Lincoln

"It is possible to live happily in the here and now. So many conditions of happiness are available - more than enough for you to be happy right now." -

Thich Nhat Hanh

"There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments, and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance - that principle is contempt prior to investigation."

The Cigar Vault
512-361-3289
in Beeuudaful Buda, Texas!

 

                                                               



headfirst

Here's the winner:

Guru of moonlight through the pines

You know you love it you Georgia peach!   :biggrin:
When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name...
-Charles Spurgeon

http://www.cigargeeks.com/index.php?action=humidors;area=public;member=headfirst

DonM

Guru of Xiphos Cigars !

How is that Brad, too easy :bigthumbs:

"The Curmudgeon"













05Venturer

#4
Guru of The Double Edge Sword

Xiphos Master Guru
Kent
 Guru of Cynicism & Cigars

"Pump the brakes; you take your shirt off but leave your sunglasses on?" "What sort of backwards !@#$ing pageantry is that?" "You going to fight with those shades or play pokerstars.com?"

DonM

Quote05Venturer - 10/8/2015  6:17 PM

Guru of The Double Edge Sword

Xiphos Master Guru

 :angry: You trying to piggy back on my post Kent?  There is no "Master Guru" rank in CG you jack wagon :biggrin:

"The Curmudgeon"













gitfiddl

The Guru between "Uroomp" and "Wroomp"

What did I win?

  :biggrin:
Self-appointed Guru of Pass Container Sizing,  All Things Midgetly Stripperish, and general "Stirrer of the Puddin'".

05Venturer

QuoteDonM - 10/8/2015  5:23 PM

Quote05Venturer - 10/8/2015  6:17 PM

Guru of The Double Edge Sword

Xiphos Master Guru

 :angry: You trying to piggy back on my post Kent?  There is no "Master Guru" rank in CG you jack wagon :biggrin:

Kiss my arse you curmudeonly bastid!!!!  The hell with my lawn get off my back  :notamused:  :notamused:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:
Kent
 Guru of Cynicism & Cigars

"Pump the brakes; you take your shirt off but leave your sunglasses on?" "What sort of backwards !@#$ing pageantry is that?" "You going to fight with those shades or play pokerstars.com?"

sevencardstud

Stinky Guru.... stinky like the ashtray brand.
"Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar." -Mark Twain


danb6177

The Guru of golden badges.

Does anyone else have that many gold badges?

I used to sit outside all night and drink bud lite and smoke Marlboros and everyone thought I was a bum. Now I sit outside all night and drink craft beers and smoke cigars and everyone thinks I have class.
-----
Money cant buy happiness but it CAN buy cigars

DonM

Quote05Venturer - 10/8/2015  6:52 PM

QuoteDonM - 10/8/2015  5:23 PM

Quote05Venturer - 10/8/2015  6:17 PM

Guru of The Double Edge Sword

Xiphos Master Guru

 :angry: You trying to piggy back on my post Kent?  There is no "Master Guru" rank in CG you jack wagon :biggrin:

Kiss my arse you curmudeonly bastid!!!!  The hell with my lawn get off my back  :notamused:  :notamused:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:

:-0 I ain't kissin your hairy dingle ball wearing arse, get off my lawn you freaking pervert    :angry:

"The Curmudgeon"













ninfiction

Guru of my own cheap cigars....hey, you said it not me
This is not the admin you're looking for...

horrido

Guru of the stubby nub

Guru of the stub nubbed

Guru of the stinky nub

Guru of the damn nub

Guru of you nubness
"As you approach thirty, you have a thirty ring gauge; as you approach fifty, you have a fifty ring gauge."
-- Cuban saying

McBryde

Troop Guru

Guru of the Troops

Guru to the Troops

E
"A man's character is told by what he does when nobody else is around."

"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading" -- Thomas Jefferson


appollo


lubrix

----
Guru of ruining the moment.

Mojo66

The Fisher Guru
Fishin' an' Smokin' Guru
Fish & Smoke Guru
My name is nobody Guru  :cigarguy:
The Guru with no name
Guru of Brads  :biggrin:
Guru of Greek Sword Cigars
Guru of your own domain
The travelling Guru




"Life's too short to smoke bad cigars."


Longhorn


nirab

Fishing, Smoking, Fishing, Drinking, Fishing while smoking and drinking......Guru
The Punk Rock Guru of Meditation and Lending a Hand

DON'T believe EVERYTING you THINK...
it's COOL to Be a GEEK!

''Any time you have an opportunity to make a difference in this world and you don't, then you are wasting your time on Earth.''-Roberto Clemente

"When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That is my religion." - Abraham Lincoln

"It is possible to live happily in the here and now. So many conditions of happiness are available - more than enough for you to be happy right now." -

Thich Nhat Hanh

"There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments, and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance - that principle is contempt prior to investigation."

The Cigar Vault
512-361-3289
in Beeuudaful Buda, Texas!

 

                                                               



Jay'D

Last name Hungry first name Always

My hobby collection | http://www.cigargeeks.com/index.php?action=humidors;area=public;member=Jay%27D

Vroomp

A couple worthy names so far but keep them coming folks!
Guru of Not Following the Rules


Cigar smoking knows no politics. It's about the pursuit of pleasure, taste, and aroma. -Anon

When you are dead, you don't know that you are dead. It is difficult only for the others.
It is the same when you are stupid....



MacMac

Joe aka MacMac to 9 Grandkids

Jay'D

Last name Hungry first name Always

My hobby collection | http://www.cigargeeks.com/index.php?action=humidors;area=public;member=Jay%27D

Vroomp

I need a few more entries and I will create a poll to let you all decide which of five names it will be........

Guru of Not Following the Rules


Cigar smoking knows no politics. It's about the pursuit of pleasure, taste, and aroma. -Anon

When you are dead, you don't know that you are dead. It is difficult only for the others.
It is the same when you are stupid....



appollo

Guru of smokem if you gottem
Guru of the blending and smoking of the leaf


   
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