Badges

Started by McBryde, 11/01/2015 09:22 PM

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McBryde

All right, who here hands out the damn badges? I've seen the polar herfer badges, the cozy herfer badge, the Curmudgeon Crew badges, and now the ATF Herfer badge. By damnit, out of all you bastids, I'm the only one that has shot and killed something on a herf, I deserve that ATF Herfer Badge! And while we are at it, I think some of us need a EFFEDBYDLC Badge! GET OFF MY LAWWWWWWWWWWWN!

E
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bstessl

lmao,  they were talking about that the other night. you'll get it
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Cfickter

Now, Now Now, You certainly would deserve the ATF badge, but just dropping the f-bomb about someone being on your lawn is not the sole requirement to join the Crew.  it takes age and wisdom, OK more age than wisdom but at least a little wisdom, OK it all age and crankiness!
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ThinBlueLine

I'm digging that ATF herfer badge nice job
I enjoy romantic walks to my humidors...

nirab

#5
QuoteCfickter - 11/2/2015  7:31 AM

Now, Now Now, You certainly would deserve the ATF badge, but just dropping the f-bomb about someone being on your lawn is not the sole requirement to join the Crew.  it takes age and wisdom, OK more age than wisdom but at least a little wisdom, OK it all age and crankiness!

If those are the requirements, then I should have a curmudgeon crew badge issued pronto! I am old, and smarter than you older fu#$ers!  :shy:  :shy:  Get on yer walker, plug in yer Commodore 4.0, and issue that stinkin' badge!!  :biggrin:  :angel:

and your football that came over my fence...yea, I'm keepin' it!!  :angry:
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Mojo66

Quotenirab - 11/2/2015  9:37 AM  
QuoteCfickter - 11/2/2015  7:31 AM  Now, Now Now, You certainly would deserve the ATF badge, but just dropping the f-bomb about someone being on your lawn is not the sole requirement to join the Crew.  it takes age and wisdom, OK more age than wisdom but at least a little wisdom, OK it all age and crankiness!
If those are the requirements, then I should have a curmudgeon crew badge issued pronto! I am old, and smarter than most of you older fu#$ers!  :shy:  :shy:  Get on yer walker, plug in yer Commodore 4.0, and issue that stinkin' badge!!  :biggrin:  :angel:   and your football that came over my fence...yea, I'm keepin' it!!  :angry:

:lmao:  

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Cfickter

Quotenirab - 11/2/2015  10:37 AM
QuoteCfickter - 11/2/2015  7:31 AMNow, Now Now, You certainly would deserve the ATF badge, but just dropping the f-bomb about someone being on your lawn is not the sole requirement to join the Crew.  it takes age and wisdom, OK more age than wisdom but at least a little wisdom, OK it all age and crankiness!
If those are the requirements, then I should have a curmudgeon crew badge issued pronto! I am old, and smarter than you older fu#$ers!  :shy:  :shy:  Get on yer walker, plug in yer Commodore 4.0, and issue that stinkin' badge!!  :biggrin:  :angel: and your football that came over my fence...yea, I'm keepin' it!!  :angry:

OK, your missing the connection of issuing the badge and being a curmudgeon!
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nwb

I made a recommendation to SenorPablo that we pull all your badges.  Bunch of cranky old folks.

 :biggrin:
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SparklePony

Quotenwb - 11/2/2015  2:16 PM  I made a recommendation to SenorPablo that we pull all your badges.  Bunch of cranky old folks.   :biggrin:

Oh, them's fightin' words!

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nirab

QuoteCfickter - 11/2/2015  11:36 AM

Quotenirab - 11/2/2015  10:37 AM
QuoteCfickter - 11/2/2015  7:31 AMNow, Now Now, You certainly would deserve the ATF badge, but just dropping the f-bomb about someone being on your lawn is not the sole requirement to join the Crew.  it takes age and wisdom, OK more age than wisdom but at least a little wisdom, OK it all age and crankiness!
If those are the requirements, then I should have a curmudgeon crew badge issued pronto! I am old, and smarter than you older fu#$ers!  :shy:  :shy:  Get on yer walker, plug in yer Commodore 4.0, and issue that stinkin' badge!!  :biggrin:  :angel: and your football that came over my fence...yea, I'm keepin' it!!  :angry:

OK, your missing the connection of issuing the badge and being a curmudgeon!

I'm a smart curmudgeon, that's what is throwing ya off... And yes, I am still keeping the football!  :biggrin:
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DON'T believe EVERYTING you THINK...
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''Any time you have an opportunity to make a difference in this world and you don't, then you are wasting your time on Earth.''-Roberto Clemente

"When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That is my religion." - Abraham Lincoln

"It is possible to live happily in the here and now. So many conditions of happiness are available - more than enough for you to be happy right now." -

Thich Nhat Hanh

"There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments, and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance - that principle is contempt prior to investigation."

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Cfickter

Quotenirab - 11/2/2015  3:28 PM  
QuoteCfickter - 11/2/2015  11:36 AM  
Quotenirab - 11/2/2015  10:37 AM
QuoteCfickter - 11/2/2015  7:31 AMNow, Now Now, You certainly would deserve the ATF badge, but just dropping the f-bomb about someone being on your lawn is not the sole requirement to join the Crew.  it takes age and wisdom, OK more age than wisdom but at least a little wisdom, OK it all age and crankiness!
If those are the requirements, then I should have a curmudgeon crew badge issued pronto! I am old, and smarter than you older fu#$ers!  :shy:  :shy:  Get on yer walker, plug in yer Commodore 4.0, and issue that stinkin' badge!!  :biggrin:  :angel: and your football that came over my fence...yea, I'm keepin' it!!  :angry:
OK, your missing the connection of issuing the badge and being a curmudgeon!
I'm a smart curmudgeon, that's what is throwing ya off... And yes, I am still keeping the football!  :biggrin:

You can keep the football, it appears we won't be needing it here in Pittsburgh

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Alcohol, Tobacco, & Firearms should be a convenience store, not a department of our government!

Gunga galunga ... gunga, gunga-lagunga." - Carl Spackler

Education is important, cigars are importanter!

I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me





McBryde

You can keep the football, it appears we won't be needing it here in Pittsburgh

 :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:
"A man's character is told by what he does when nobody else is around."

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Brlesq

Quotenwb - 11/2/2015  2:16 PM

I made a recommendation to SenorPablo that we pull all your badges.  Bunch of cranky old folks.

 :biggrin:

Chances are that when someone is hating on you, it's not about you at all. It's about them. It's their fear, their jealously, their boredom, and their insecurity.

 :biggrin:
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SparklePony

QuoteBrlesq - 11/2/2015  7:40 PM  
Quotenwb - 11/2/2015  2:16 PM  I made a recommendation to SenorPablo that we pull all your badges.  Bunch of cranky old folks.   :biggrin:
Chances are that when someone is hating on you, it’s not about you at all. It’s about them. It’s their fear, their jealously, their boredom, and their insecurity.   :biggrin:

I thought this said *hitting* on, not hating on.  And I thought, "wait, wait...aren't I the only one hitting on Nathan here?"
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Longhorn

Quotenwb - 11/2/2015  2:16 PM

I made a recommendation to SenorPablo that we pull all your badges.  Bunch of cranky old folks.

 :biggrin:

Yea, well, pull my finger while you're at it!   :biggrin:

Joel B

Badges!? We don't need no stinking badges!

MacMac

#17
I want a badge.  :cry:  but I'm just not crotchety enough.  :angel:

 :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:
Joe aka MacMac to 9 Grandkids

nirab

clubs are for baby seals, who needs a stupid badge...!  :shy:
The Punk Rock Guru of Meditation and Lending a Hand

DON'T believe EVERYTING you THINK...
it's COOL to Be a GEEK!

''Any time you have an opportunity to make a difference in this world and you don't, then you are wasting your time on Earth.''-Roberto Clemente

"When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That is my religion." - Abraham Lincoln

"It is possible to live happily in the here and now. So many conditions of happiness are available - more than enough for you to be happy right now." -

Thich Nhat Hanh

"There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments, and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance - that principle is contempt prior to investigation."

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512-361-3289
in Beeuudaful Buda, Texas!

 

                                                               



ntanner

#19
Sounds like a few people around here have badge envy. :biggrin:
I am not concerned about what you think as I can tell you don't do it often.

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Cap10_Morgan

What ARE all these signature badges?  And why hasn't McBryde gotten in yet after 6 years?  I was searching for this actually.  Wondered what the polar herfer, cozy herfer, curmudgeon crew and young guns, etc etc all were.
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M82

Quotenirab - 11/2/2015  7:37 AM

QuoteCfickter - 11/2/2015  7:31 AM

Now, Now Now, You certainly would deserve the ATF badge, but just dropping the f-bomb about someone being on your lawn is not the sole requirement to join the Crew.  it takes age and wisdom, OK more age than wisdom but at least a little wisdom, OK it all age and crankiness!

If those are the requirements, then I should have a curmudgeon crew badge issued pronto! I am old, and smarter than you older fu#$ers!  :shy:  :shy:  Get on yer walker, plug in yer Commodore 4.0, and issue that stinkin' badge!!  :biggrin:  :angel:

and your football that came over my fence...yea, I'm keepin' it!!  :angry:

" Plug in your Commodore " ! Classic !

McBryde

QuoteCap10_Morgan - 5/29/2017  6:17 PM

What ARE all these signature badges?  And why hasn't McBryde gotten in yet after 6 years?  I was searching for this actually.  Wondered what the polar herfer, cozy herfer, curmudgeon crew and young guns, etc etc all were.

I had the ATF herfer badge, and then about a month or 2 ago, it dissapeared?!?!?!?!? WTH? I've been meaning to say something about it, but I have been too damn busy lately to worry about it. Sooooooooooo, now here goes.  Where's my damn badge gone and run off to?

E
"A man's character is told by what he does when nobody else is around."

"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading" -- Thomas Jefferson


McBryde

I think it is because Brad was the one that had it in his dropbox, and he probably deleted it. Damn it, I say, I say , Damn It BOY!

E
"A man's character is told by what he does when nobody else is around."

"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading" -- Thomas Jefferson


Deener27

QuoteCap10_Morgan - 5/29/2017  6:17 PM

What ARE all these signature badges?  And why hasn't McBryde gotten in yet after 6 years?  I was searching for this actually.  Wondered what the polar herfer, cozy herfer, curmudgeon crew and young guns, etc etc all were.

I think it should be a BATFE badge now.  I know how to build a backyard howitzer.  How is that for the E in Explosives?


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