Time to give it a name contest

Started by sjn1117, 05/25/2016 03:08 PM

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sjn1117

Now that I'm back in action and feeling pretty good about it, it's time to name this Guru. Here's the deal, I'm a selfish bastage so nobody gets to vote but me on the final decision. You suggest a name, it goes in the pool, I pick your name, you win cigars. Pretty simple. Winner gets a fiver plus one, that makes six fellas, with one of em being a top tier. I'll take suggestions for consideration until 6/1. Let the fun begin!
why isnt phonetic spelled like it sounds?


The Lone star Guru of F.A.R.T.(firearms, alcohol, ramble, tobacco)

Jackal

Guru of rambling rabid rants.

I'll do what I will and I'll drink what I please
I'll smoke what I like 'till I cough and I wheeze
I'll drink and I'll whore and every pleasure realize
For this time tomorrow I may die


sjn1117

why isnt phonetic spelled like it sounds?


The Lone star Guru of F.A.R.T.(firearms, alcohol, ramble, tobacco)

DonM

I am sure I can come up with something good.....

"The Curmudgeon"













Brlesq

QuoteDonM - 5/25/2016  6:51 PM

I am sure I can come up with something good.....

 :lmao:  :lmao:
Bruce
Chief Enabler 
Guru of Decorum & Sarcasm


Hey! How come Habana is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

A day without whiskey is like . . . just kidding, I have no idea!


Brlesq

#5


The Soapbox Guru




Bruce
Chief Enabler 
Guru of Decorum & Sarcasm


Hey! How come Habana is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

A day without whiskey is like . . . just kidding, I have no idea!


sjn1117

why isnt phonetic spelled like it sounds?


The Lone star Guru of F.A.R.T.(firearms, alcohol, ramble, tobacco)

05Venturer

Bruce got mine so
The Ramblin" Guru
Kent
 Guru of Cynicism & Cigars

"Pump the brakes; you take your shirt off but leave your sunglasses on?" "What sort of backwards !@#$ing pageantry is that?" "You going to fight with those shades or play pokerstars.com?"

sjn1117

why isnt phonetic spelled like it sounds?


The Lone star Guru of F.A.R.T.(firearms, alcohol, ramble, tobacco)

headfirst

#9
I'm not able to get on the herfs much so I went and looked up the town Stephen calls home for some inspiration.  I'm going with what Trip Advisor says is the #3 thing to do there...

Guru of Peckerwood Garden   :biggrin:
When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name...
-Charles Spurgeon

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sjn1117

why isnt phonetic spelled like it sounds?


The Lone star Guru of F.A.R.T.(firearms, alcohol, ramble, tobacco)

ninfiction

The Guru of Mother F&%$ing Armadillos
This is not the admin you're looking for...

Kid Montana

Guru of Lightning Strikes  :lmao:


I'd rather have a cigar...

sar127

Sir Rob

"I never smoke to excess - that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time." - Mark Twain


McBryde

How about:

Guru of Drunk Bidding

or

Guru of hunting, fishing, and all things outdoors (No damnit, I think this might be mine!)

E
"A man's character is told by what he does when nobody else is around."

"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading" -- Thomas Jefferson


sjn1117

why isnt phonetic spelled like it sounds?


The Lone star Guru of F.A.R.T.(firearms, alcohol, ramble, tobacco)

nirab

#16
The Bloviatin' Guru, or The Guru of Bloviation...  :biggrin: ...yes, it's a real word. I believe the Websters Dictionary has Stephen's picture next to the definition!

blo·vi·ate
'blove?at/
verb US informal
talk at length, especially in an inflated or empty way.

Definition of bloviate
bloviated bloviating
intransitive verb
:  to speak or write verbosely and windily
bloviation  play \?blo-ve-'a-sh?n\ noun
The Punk Rock Guru of Meditation and Lending a Hand

DON'T believe EVERYTING you THINK...
it's COOL to Be a GEEK!

''Any time you have an opportunity to make a difference in this world and you don't, then you are wasting your time on Earth.''-Roberto Clemente

"When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That is my religion." - Abraham Lincoln

"It is possible to live happily in the here and now. So many conditions of happiness are available - more than enough for you to be happy right now." -

Thich Nhat Hanh

"There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments, and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance - that principle is contempt prior to investigation."

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Cfickter

Guru Master of the Minions

Alcohol, Tobacco, & Firearms should be a convenience store, not a department of our government!

Gunga galunga ... gunga, gunga-lagunga." - Carl Spackler

Education is important, cigars are importanter!

I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me





Cfickter

Guru of those funny characters people use when they swear in text. (%^%$# !)
Guru Master of the Minions

Alcohol, Tobacco, & Firearms should be a convenience store, not a department of our government!

Gunga galunga ... gunga, gunga-lagunga." - Carl Spackler

Education is important, cigars are importanter!

I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me





sjn1117

why isnt phonetic spelled like it sounds?


The Lone star Guru of F.A.R.T.(firearms, alcohol, ramble, tobacco)

sjn1117

why isnt phonetic spelled like it sounds?


The Lone star Guru of F.A.R.T.(firearms, alcohol, ramble, tobacco)

Cfickter

Surely we can throw more insults at Stephen!  Come on guys
Guru Master of the Minions

Alcohol, Tobacco, & Firearms should be a convenience store, not a department of our government!

Gunga galunga ... gunga, gunga-lagunga." - Carl Spackler

Education is important, cigars are importanter!

I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me





Cfickter

Guru of IT Support (Hello, my name is Stephen, how can I help you today)
Guru Master of the Minions

Alcohol, Tobacco, & Firearms should be a convenience store, not a department of our government!

Gunga galunga ... gunga, gunga-lagunga." - Carl Spackler

Education is important, cigars are importanter!

I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me





BewareDaPenguin

I'll come up with something lol...I'm looking :biggrin:
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

"Things do not happen. Things are made to happen." - JFK

headfirst

I'll take another stab with one of the stories I heard about Stephen:

"Guru of Monkey Humper (TM), ask for it by name"
When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name...
-Charles Spurgeon

http://www.cigargeeks.com/index.php?action=humidors;area=public;member=headfirst


   
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