I'm gonna go with 10/30/2016, and let's say around 11:36pm...did I win?
edit...forgot the Guru nickname request... The Big Cheese Guru...
or...The Guru of Cigars n' Bikes n' Booze n' Right Wing News...
or...The Guru of Cigars n' Booze n' Right Wing News...
...The Packin' Packer Guru
...The Virtual Herf'n Guru...
...Just One More Small Cigar Guru...
...Judy's Maduro Guru