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Will I live to see 90?
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Posted 1/8/2017 11:40 AM (#695666)
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 I recently picked a new primary care doctor.
 
After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing ‘fairly well' for my age.  (I just turned "72").
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 90?'
He asked, 'Do you smoke cigars, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?' ||| 'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs,  either!’ 
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?' ||| 'I said, 'not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!’  
He asked 'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?' |||  'No, I don't,’ I said. 
He asked, ‘Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lots of sex?’ ||| 'No,' I said.
He looked at me and said,  'Then, why do you even give a s**t?'
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Posted 1/8/2017 11:45 AM (#695668 - in reply to #695666)
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Posted 1/8/2017 12:19 PM (#695669 - in reply to #695666)
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Posted 1/8/2017 2:05 PM (#695677 - in reply to #695666)
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Posted 1/8/2017 5:10 PM (#695685 - in reply to #695666)
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I saw '90. Other than meeting my wife, 1990 was nothing special.

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Posted 1/8/2017 5:17 PM (#695686 - in reply to #695666)
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Posted 1/8/2017 7:30 PM (#695700 - in reply to #695666)
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Posted 1/9/2017 8:12 AM (#695713 - in reply to #695666)
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Posted 1/9/2017 5:08 PM (#695768 - in reply to #695666)
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Posted 1/10/2017 12:35 PM (#695842 - in reply to #695768)
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Posted 1/10/2017 5:29 PM (#695893 - in reply to #695666)
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Posted 1/11/2017 1:44 AM (#695917 - in reply to #695666)
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