I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing ‘fairly well' for my age. (I just turned "72"). A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 90?' He asked, 'Do you smoke cigars, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?' ||| 'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!’ Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?' ||| 'I said, 'not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!’ He asked 'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?' ||| 'No, I don't,’ I said. He asked, ‘Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lots of sex?’ ||| 'No,' I said. He looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even give a s**t?'