I'm so offended!!!

Started by Kman, 03/08/2017 12:54 PM

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Kman

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StogieDad

Hey, where'd you find the Leftist handbook?  :lmao:
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ninfiction

I'm offended this video triggered me, I need a safe space.
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StogieDad

"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
-- Winston Churchill

"It has been my experience that folks who have no vices, have very few virtues."
-- Abraham Lincoln

"I call this turf 'n' turf. It's a 16 oz T-bone and a 24 oz porterhouse. Also, whiskey and a cigar. I am going to consume all of this at the same time because I am a free American."
-- Ron Swanson

Beegerply

:lmao:  :lmao:  this whole thread offended me because it was funny   :lmao:  :lmao:
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StogieDad

Sh!t I just offended myself!!!
"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
-- Winston Churchill

"It has been my experience that folks who have no vices, have very few virtues."
-- Abraham Lincoln

"I call this turf 'n' turf. It's a 16 oz T-bone and a 24 oz porterhouse. Also, whiskey and a cigar. I am going to consume all of this at the same time because I am a free American."
-- Ron Swanson

amigodecigars

Over the past few months I have posted some inappropriate pictures and jokes
I thought most of my readers shared the same sense of humor.

Unfortunately this wasn’t the case and I seem to have upset quite
a few people who have accused me of being sexist and shallow..

If you were one of these people, please accept my sincerest apologies.

From now on I will only post things with cultural or educational content
such as old monuments, nature and other interesting topics.


Below is a picture of the Pont Neuf Bridge in Paris. It is the oldest bridge in Paris and took 26 years to build  It was completed in 1604..

 

Just kidding! Nothing’s changing here folks.

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Jackal

Quoteamigodecigars - 3/8/2017  2:33 PM

Over the past few months I have posted some inappropriate pictures and jokes
I thought most of my readers shared the same sense of humor.

Unfortunately this wasn't the case and I seem to have upset quite
a few people who have accused me of being sexist and shallow..

If you were one of these people, please accept my sincerest apologies.

From now on I will only post things with cultural or educational content
such as old monuments, nature and other interesting topics.


Below is a picture of the Pont Neuf Bridge in Paris. It is the oldest bridge in Paris and took 26 years to build  It was completed in 1604..

 

Just kidding! Nothing's changing here folks.


There is a bridge in that picture?  I didn't notice.

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I could bridge that gap...man, that was too easy!! ...that's what she said!!  :biggrin:  :angel:
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cmmayo

Looks like I picked the right thread to peek in on.

 :-0
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I'M BACK, MF-ers!!!

appollo

I sure hope she not picking those flowers,it could ruin the garden.It could offend some people. :lmao:

Beegerply

Quotecmmayo - 3/8/2017  8:59 PM

Looks like I picked the right thread to peek in on.

 :-0

 Yes welcome back  :biggrin:
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raize

I'm offended by the fact that it took so long for you to post up that "cultural" photo.
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