A day without a cigar

Started by Cfickter, 08/17/2017 11:56 AM

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Cfickter

I am good for a minimum of a cigar a day, herf days can raise that to two or three, weekends are three a day easy.  So, thought I would take one day in my life and see what would happen if I went a whole day without a cigar.  Fortunately I kept a journal.

 

6:15am – Waking up feeling good about this, pretty sure I can do this

 

6:20am – First cup of coffee, damn just remembered I bought this coffee at Leaf & Bean, not off to the best of starts

 

7:00am – On the way to work, still feeling pretty good.  Pass a favorite B&M.  Sure, I wasn’t going to smoke a cigar today but I guess it would be OK to visit some.

 

9:00am – Sitting in a meeting, really trying to focus.

 

10:00am – They bring the new intern around, Monica.  She is wearing a blue dress.

 

12:00n – Out for lunch- the special of the day is a Cuban sandwich – WTF

 

6:00pm – Beginning to hallucinate - what is Jonathan Drew doing with my mom? 

 

7:00pm – Squirrel!

 

7:30pm – Google herf starting up, don’t these Geek know what is going on!

 

9:00pm – Hallucinations are getting really bad, what is Hillary doing in my room and why is the only thing she has on is an Acid tattoo?

 

10:30pm – Only another hour and a half, self-medicating with Doritos.

 

12:01am – Lighting up my first cigar of the new day, I knew I could make it, Piece of cake

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danb6177

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QuoteCfickter - 8/17/2017  12:56 PM

Out for lunch- the special of the day is a Cuban sandwich - WTF


 :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:
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Olddog

I was wondering where on Hilary you saw that Acid tattoo?
"Honest men, with pipes or cigars in their mouths, have great physical advantages in conversation. You may stop talking if you like, but the breaks of silence never seem disagreeable, being filled up by the puffing of smoke." - William Makepeace Thackeray

shakinghorizons

Seeing Hillary at any point is a nightmare, not a hallucination!

Deener27

Ha.  Squirrel.  Got enough of those here that I wouldn't be hallucinating.


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benchjockey

A wonderful tale of strength and courage.
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Well Done Minion Master Well Done  :lmao:
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Beegerply

:lmao:  :lmao:  I tried giving up golf for one day it was the most terrifying weekend of my life. I don't even want to think how it would be not having a cigar for a day.
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DonM

:lmao:

LMFAO!  I did that once, I was so sick I didn't get out of bed except to pee.  Worst day ever. The next day I felt better and smoked a cigar even though I couldn't taste it and my throat hated me for it.  I masked that with whiskey and I felt better........until I wanted another cigar. My wife ran from The house for a whole day hoping I would feel better before she got home.  Self medicated, I decided I really needed a BJ and all I saw was the tires smoking out of the driveway. Don't get sick gents!


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appollo

Great play by play. :lmao:  :lmao:

toby2

is like a day without sunshine.


   
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