A family checks into a hotel

Started by Mr.Pink, 10/03/2017 04:00 PM

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Mr.Pink

And the dad goes up to the clerk and says "I hope the porn is disabled" and the clerk responds "It's just regular porn you sick !@#%$"


This joke got me an extra 3 points on a high school test.

Cap10_Morgan

:biggrin:  Funny!  But how did you get extra credit in High School?  I probably would have gotten a referral, lol.
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toby2

some folks around here would have disappointed as well....

pferg

:biggrin: very funny but that woulda got me kicked outta class in high school

Mr.Pink

It was a senior class, a week or so before graduation and the teacher told us if we put a joke there that would make him laugh he'd give the extra credit. I was going to put something lighthearted until someone asked if we could write a dark humor joke. He said that I was the only one to get the extra points and he asked me to tell everyone. I butchered it though because I'm not great at public speaking.

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nirab

hey, don't you judge me!!  :biggrin:  :shades:  :lmao:  :shy:
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