Collection of short jokes for quick smiles.

Started by Vanilla Gorilla, 10/29/2017 08:02 AM

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Vanilla Gorilla

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer the other day. I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

I told my girlfriend that she drew her eyebrows on way to high. She looked surprised.

Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says "I'm think we got this joke wrong". 

I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said "Thanks" I said "Don't mention it".

i have an epi pen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, and it seemed really important to him that I have it.

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter. 

God said to John "Come forth and be granted eternal life". John came fifth and ended up with a toaster.

What do we want? Low Flying airplane noises!! When do we want them? Neeeeeeeooooooowww!! 

 

 

 

 

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biggsy16

Never done being a Dad

benchjockey

You learn more by listening then you do from talking.

shakinghorizons


appollo


toby2


ntanner

I am not concerned about what you think as I can tell you don't do it often.

I used to be a people person, but then people ruined that for me.

Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of a group of grains that could have become beer but didn't.


   
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