The Adventures of Florida Man

Started by Kman, 05/24/2018 05:40 PM

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Kman

They should have a tv series. I would definitely watch.
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Ha.  Drinking Frying Oil.

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DonM

Hey those are alleged charges, why you getting on the FL guy?  he may be innocent (until proven guilty)  May just need a good lawyer to get him off  (Or maybe Stormy Daniels)  :confused:


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gitfiddl

Glad you can be entertained by us online.  God knows we don't need no more damn Northern tourists coming down here to see for themselves!

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Kman

Quotegitfiddl - 5/24/2018 10:32 PM Glad you can be entertained by us online. God knows we don't need no more damn Northern tourists coming down here to see for themselves! :puncher: :meansmoke: :biggrin:

Who wants to come to a state that's just a giant swamp attempting to return to its natural state by swallowing everything up in sink holes?  :biggrin:  

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toby2

i love the alligator as a weapon. they will be trying to ban that next.... :biggrin:

gitfiddl

True story:  Back in 2004 or 2005, my youngest son and I flew out to Temecula, CA, to visit my oldest son.  At a cookout where we were being constantly misted by overhead supposedly to to keep the stench of the horses next door down, a woman actually asked me if I had a problem with alligators in my yard.  "Um yeah, lady.  They're all over my roof!"



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:lmao:  :lmao: people are so interesting
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headfirst

That dude LOOKED like he drank 25 gallons of fry oil   :lmao:
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Silverstix

That imaginary friend didn't deserve to die like that :angry:

Kman

"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new." - Albert Einstein


Kman

The Saga of Florida Man, intrepid idiot and defender of the moronic continues....
"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new." - Albert Einstein


Cfickter

it all starts innocently enough with "here, hold my beer"
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no wonder why Florida is the "dong" of America!!  :lmao:  :lmao:
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