What a Gas!

Started by junglepete, 05/27/2018 08:02 PM

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junglepete

The Queen takes the visiting pope for a ride in a carriage through London.
 
Suddenly one of the horses farts very loudly. "I am terribly sorry," apologizes the embarrassed Queen.

The pope replies, "Oh don't worry, if you hadn't said anything, I'd just think it was the horse.'
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arrow34

LOL

MY chinese waiter must think that all white people look alike!  He just gave my dinner to that white guy over there!!!

Oh wait, that wasnt my waiter.... :shy:


i can say that joke... i am half chinese. :)

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Those are good!

Edit - HOLY NECRO bump!!

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arrow34

Yeah. I have gotten a lot of mileage out of the Chinese waiter one.

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