LOL, ninfiction: "I will be installing a new washer and dryer..." Too true!
It reminded me of my very first Father's Day exactly 25 years ago. I was all pissed off at having to rent a power auger, was reaming my home's main sewage line out, had muck up to my rubber-gloved elbows, and it hit me: It WAS in fact Father's Day, and I was -- in fact -- a new father! For a moment, the world fell in sync. Lord, how I laughed at that.