Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah!
So I've heard (and seen) that this place has gotten pretty tame and kinda quiet. That's completely unacceptable. So let's liven it up around here.
First, tell me your best PG-13 joke. Extra bonus points if it's about cigars.
At my sole discretion, if I like your joke, I might, just *might* reward you with some well-aged, HTF cigars.
If you disappoint me, you will be punished.
Don't disappoint me.
P.S. cfickter is disqualified from this contest. I've heard all his jokes.