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The Bitch is Back: A Contest For Classy People
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Posted 11/12/2018 9:59 AM (#755910 - in reply to #755350)
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Welcome back oh sparkly one!!

Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar but he did not have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one.
"I sure do," he replied and reached into his golf bag and pulled out a foot long Bic lighter.
"Wow!" said his friend, "Where did you get that monster?"
"I got it from my genie."
"You have a genie?" he asked. "Yes, he is right here in my golf bag."
"Could I see him?"
He opened his golf bag and out popped the genie. The friend turned to the genie and said,
"I am a good friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?"
"Yes I will," the genie said.
"I wish for a million bucks!"
The genie hopped back into the golf bag and left him standing there waiting for his wish to be delivered.
Suddenly the sky began to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead was heard.
The friend turned to his golfing partner, "I asked for a million bucks not ducks!"
"I forgot to tell you the genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 12 inch Bic?"
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Brlesq
Posted 11/18/2018 10:37 AM (#757061 - in reply to #755350)
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THIS IS BORING.

Bitch hasn't even checked in for 9 days. BUT I guess that makes us ALL a winner!





I know . . . now I'm disqualified too!






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Brlesq
Posted 11/21/2018 8:54 AM (#757187 - in reply to #755350)
Subject: RE: The Bitch is Back: A Contest For Classy People



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This is like watching paint dry . . .



Oh wait!!





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