From the M*A*S*H episode"Fade Out, Fade In:" COL. POTTER: Cigar? RADAR: Will it stunt my growth? COL. POTTER: Whattya got to loose? RADAR: Is it Habit forming? COL. POTTER: Nah, I've smoked 5 cigars a day and never got the habit! RADAR: That's good to know! (After lighting cigars, Radar makes a puzzled look) COL POTTER: Nothin' like a good cigar on a clear morning! RADAR: Or Cream of Wheat. Later, Radar was found over the hill, sick from his first cigar...

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Started by Ken Kelley, 11/21/2022 07:12 PM

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Ken Kelley

11/21/2022 07:12 PM
there was a Geek named Bob. He had a fat girl who knew how to honk a horn.

For this and other old stories you just need to ask!  :biggrin:
Guru of Benign Curmudgeonliness, Imperfect Patience, and Reluctant Toleration.


Bob Cordell

#1
11/21/2022 07:31 PM
Hahahahaha!!!!!

Oh, the fun we had back in the day!

Not sure how my shenanigans would be received today?
"I bet there's rich folks eating in fancy dining cars,
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars"

Ken Kelley

#2
11/21/2022 07:32 PM Last Edit: 11/21/2022 07:33 PM by Ken Kelley
Yup! We might be a bit much for the sissy generation!  :biggrin:
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Ken Kelley

#3
11/21/2022 07:35 PM
At least we've made a start! Just need some other yahoos to join the fun!
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Bob Cordell

#4
11/21/2022 08:27 PM
I wonder if NWB still comes around? Nathan from the Atlanta area, he was a cool guy.

What about Larry Leimer, did his wife finally kill him?
"I bet there's rich folks eating in fancy dining cars,
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars"

Brlesq

#5
11/21/2022 08:47 PM
QuoteBob Cordell - 11/21/2022  9:27 PM

I wonder if NWB still comes around? Nathan from the Atlanta area, he was a cool guy.

What about Larry Leimer, did his wife finally kill him?

Nathan is still around, but  busy with career and family. Haven't seen Larry in a few years
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05Venturer

#6
11/22/2022 07:41 AM
Well would ya look at that. A couple Class Act Curmudgeons just stepped back in. LOL
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05Venturer

#7
11/22/2022 07:43 AM
Ken's present to all of us was a Birthday Return  :party:
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"Pump the brakes; you take your shirt off but leave your sunglasses on?" "What sort of backwards !@#$ing pageantry is that?" "You going to fight with those shades or play pokerstars.com?"

Ken Kelley

#8
11/22/2022 01:32 PM
Well...me and a few of the other old bubbas got to talking about the current state of affairs and decided to see if we could spark things up a bit. SOOO...all you bishes better buckle up tight and come along for the ride! Might want to keep an eye on the FNG's in case they get a case of the vapors when they can't handle the real fun!  :biggrin:  :biggrin:  :biggrin:
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Joelala

#9
11/22/2022 02:40 PM
QuoteBob Cordell - 11/21/2022  11:27 PM

I wonder if NWB still comes around? Nathan from the Atlanta area, he was a cool guy.

What about Larry Leimer, did his wife finally kill him?

I did a transaction with him recently. He is around.
Joe

nwb

#10
11/22/2022 04:33 PM
I'm here! Just don't post much anymore.

Good to see some of the old guys come back around. In Ken's case, really old.  :biggrin:
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Ken Kelley

#11
11/22/2022 05:31 PM
:biggrin:  :biggrin:
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McBryde

#12
11/24/2022 06:28 AM
I'm here to rebel rouse! Put me in coach!

E
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gitfiddl

#13
11/24/2022 06:39 AM
Well howdy, boys!
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gitfiddl

#14
11/24/2022 07:18 PM
QuoteKen Kelley - 11/22/2022  2:32 PM

Well...me and a few of the other old bubbas got to talking about the current state of affairs and decided to see if we could spark things up a bit. SOOO...all you bishes better buckle up tight and come along for the ride! Might want to keep an eye on the FNG's in case they get a case of the vapors when they can't handle the real fun!  :biggrin:  :biggrin:  :biggrin:

I think you've given them fair warning.  I hope they've got suspenders for their knickers!  :biggrin:
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ntanner

#15
11/27/2022 01:56 PM
Quotegitfiddl - 11/24/2022  5:18 PM

QuoteKen Kelley - 11/22/2022  2:32 PM

Well...me and a few of the other old bubbas got to talking about the current state of affairs and decided to see if we could spark things up a bit. SOOO...all you bishes better buckle up tight and come along for the ride! Might want to keep an eye on the FNG's in case they get a case of the vapors when they can't handle the real fun!  :biggrin:  :biggrin:  :biggrin:

I think you've given them fair warning.  I hope they've got suspenders for their knickers!  :biggrin:


     Those suspenders give them midget strippers something to hang on too so if you're wearing some be prepared.  :biggrin:
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#16
11/27/2022 04:43 PM
It's great to see you guys back on the site :smoker: life happens to everybody - this has always been a great site for me to come and just think about cigars and good people
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metalhead y cigarguy

#17
11/27/2022 05:30 PM
Ken... always good for a funny joke, a great story, and stirring the you know what.  LOL  

With all us OFGs coming back it seems more like 2012 and not 2022.  I like it!   :biggrin:
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bstessl

#18
12/02/2022 07:38 PM
I like where this is heading
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