Hey bytches, what up?
I had a G.A.R. tonight, most excellent, hats off to DonM for the heads up on these! I still dont like you Don but thanks...
So this mammy cat showed up at the office and I fed it a thing of old Wendy's chili that somebody left in the fridge, now I got the mammy cat and all these little shyt-rat kittens running around the agency now!
Maybe I'll put em' in a sack and throw em' in the river...?????
I went to Tony's tonight and helped him grill beef ribs, he's entering a contest at Bristol Motor Speedway Friday. He gets two tickets but nobody wants them. I'd rather have the crabs in my eyes than get in that mess!
I hate NASCAR now, I cant tell a Chevy from a Ford from a Tioyta anymore, they ruined that, shytted it up bad!
Football season...woooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna win our league this year, I can feel it!
Dave S. hasnt been around much, I guess he's doing the linebacker thing now with the season kicking up and all.
I used to play some football when I was in Jr High but I quit growing in the 8th grade, shyt on that, they used to bust my ass just for the fun of it and laugh at me cause' I was so stumpy!
I joined the swim team in high school and had 4 school records, my fat ass coulnt swim a lick now, you cant smoke and swim at the same time!
Whos your favorite rock band?
I have no clue how I'm gonna make payroll Friday!
Hey Big D, what up?????
We need Cigar Geek awards, you know, most helpful, best reviewer, founders award, hardest worker, rookie of the year, guy you like to have a beer and cigar with...
Somebody put that together!
Where we at on that Wikipedia page, wasnt some of you slackers gonna do that?
Larry hates me!
My latest fad cigars are those G.A.R cigars and the RyJ Habano Resevre things, I just love those!!!!
Gotta get a beer....
Ok, thats better!
Blago got off easy didnt he? He's screwed though in the end with the re-trial and all!
Were close to opening up that restaurant, I cant wait! Anybody like smoked meat?
I still love those FOX NEWS babes, they taught those blonds to read really well didnt they?
I like Greek food!
I hate Nancy Pelosi, shyt-witch!
When are we gonna draft?
My dad turned 69 on Monday, Elvis deid on his birthday so he got screwed in 1977!
You got any random thoughts? Feel free to add em'
Hey Paul, hows the family?
Some of those newbies get freaked out a bit dont they? Were just screwing around with you fellas!
Me and Sugar-britches had a wild-jungle-sex-monkey-love night last night, we did shots at like 10:30!
It got jiggy about 20 minutes later!
I liked that sex-shop in the big city, that stuff aint cheap though!
What day is Thanksgiving on this year?
I dont smoke weed anymore!
FOX NEWS has this token liberal named Tamara something, even shes hot!
I'd drink her bathwater! Mmmmmmmmmm!
I think I'm somewhere between the Tea-Party and the Libertarian party, maybe slightly right of Genghis Kahn!
I'm still thinking about running for office of some kind, I couldnt fukk it up any worse on my drunkest day!
I actually think Nixon was an Ok president! He just got caught with his hand in the cookie jar!
Wooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I like scallops!
I wish I lived at the beach!
My palate is expanding on cigars a bit, I used to wouldnt touch it if it wasnt a maduro!
Ok, send your comments and thoughts...
