Guess the implant size contest

Started by calvarez, 10/23/2010 07:41 AM

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calvarez

There was a similar contest a while back, and I said I'd post one when she was ready.  Well here we are.

Dates:  Winner to be determined on Friday November 5, and sticks will ship on Monday following.

Cigars:  Five of my favorites from my collection, not yet determined.

Rules:  Guess what size(s) and type of implants she got.  The winner will be the one with the most correct guesses (IE, one size and type correct, or all three correct, etc.  If there are multiple winners, I'll have to come up with a creative run-off to break the tie.  You get ONE guess.  If you modify your answer you're disqualified.

Hints:  Implants generally increment in 25cc sizes.  Women can get two that are the same, or different, to even them out.  There are three types; silicone which is pre-filled, saline pre-filled, and saline which is filled after placement.  The latter can have any size.  Silicone comes in high-profile and standard.  So your choices are:  Silicone high profile, silicone standard, saline pre-filled, saline post-filled.  You may think that's an impossible thing to guess, but another chick felt them up once and said, "Oh, you got the..."

I may or may not post additional photos as the contest progresses.

Before:





After:





Carlos Alvarez, Peoria, AZ

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philosophy -- can be safely discussed in polite company
when you're holding a fine cigar and a scotch."
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calvarez

Oh yeah, good question.  She's 5' 7.5" and weight varies between 112 and 115 pounds.
Carlos Alvarez, Peoria, AZ

"I've learned that the taboo subjects -- religion, politics,
philosophy -- can be safely discussed in polite company
when you're holding a fine cigar and a scotch."
  -- Me

Brlesq

This contest sure woke me up on a Saturday morning!  Thanks for sponsoring it, Carlos.

I guess I'll go first:

Saline pre-filled; 390cc & 400cc.   :shades:
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ratboy

She had some underying tissue to start with so my guess would be saline pre-filled 200cc and 225cc.

ratboy

Quoteratboy - 10/23/2010  8:44 AM

She had some underying tissue to start with so my guess would be saline pre-filled 200cc and 225cc.
Since I can't edit my answer I just want it to be known that I can spell underlying.

whodeeni

360cc, Silicone High Profile!

Thanks for the contest!
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want to see the light!!!

Vanilla Gorilla

"You may think that's an impossible thing to guess, but another chick felt them up once and said, "Oh, you got the..."

I too will also need to feel them up in order to get an accurate answer. Just playing.

High profile silicone, 225cc, 250cc

Awesome contest!
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junglepete

QuoteVanilla Gorilla - 10/23/2010  1:27 PM

"You may think that's an impossible thing to guess, but another chick felt them up once and said, "Oh, you got the..."

I too will also need to feel them up in order to get an accurate answer. Just playing.

High profile silicone, 225cc, 250cc

Awesome contest!

 :lmao:  :lmao: I thought the same thing.
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BlackIrish

Quotejunglepete - 10/23/2010  4:42 PM

QuoteVanilla Gorilla - 10/23/2010  1:27 PM

"You may think that's an impossible thing to guess, but another chick felt them up once and said, "Oh, you got the..."

I too will also need to feel them up in order to get an accurate answer. Just playing.

High profile silicone, 225cc, 250cc

Awesome contest!

 :lmao:  :lmao: I thought the same thing.

Same here!

High profile silicone 275cc
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cjhaney

I have no idea. :confused:

But you are my hero!! :shades:

gitfiddl

Sooooooo, just for the sake of clarification, are we guessing the size of what she's had implanted, or what we'd like to...:shades:

Nevermind, the wife just walked in.  This may take a while.  It's been nice knowing you all...



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gitfiddl

Quotekola - 10/23/2010  9:03 PM

May I ask how old she is?

I'm hoping at least 18!
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metalhead y cigarguy

Silicone High Profile, Left - 225cc, Right - 250cc
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They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars"

gitfiddl

QuoteBob Cordell - 10/23/2010  10:30 PM

Coochie shots!


 :-0

Well trimmed, too, Bob!
 :biggrin:
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calvarez

QuoteMay I ask how old she is?

35, will be 36 shortly.

She said I could send the coochie shots to the winner.
Carlos Alvarez, Peoria, AZ

"I've learned that the taboo subjects -- religion, politics,
philosophy -- can be safely discussed in polite company
when you're holding a fine cigar and a scotch."
  -- Me

gitfiddl

Quotecalvarez - 10/23/2010  10:48 PM

QuoteMay I ask how old she is?

35, will be 36 shortly.

She said I could send the coochie shots to the winner.

You're kidding about the age, aren't you?  Not trying to sound flip, but I would have thought late twenties at the oldest!  Damn son, you done good!

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PA.pierced2010

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Shukpaw

#20
She looked better before the implants.  I am fortunate to have a natural beautiful wife.
I'm right 98% of the time.  Who cares about the other 3%?

Bob Cordell

QuoteShukpaw - 10/24/2010  1:18 AM

She looked better before the implants.  I am fortunate to have a natural beautiful wife.


No, not really!



 :dancing:
"I bet there's rich folks eating in fancy dining cars,
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars"

gitfiddl

QuoteBob Cordell - 10/24/2010  1:22 AM

QuoteShukpaw - 10/24/2010  1:18 AM

She looked better before the implants.  I am fortunate to have a natural beautiful wife.


No, not really!

:dancing:

I'm still having a rough time believing she's 35, boob job or not!  She does have funny looking nipples... :-0  :confused:
Self-appointed Guru of Pass Container Sizing,  All Things Midgetly Stripperish, and general "Stirrer of the Puddin'".

Hot Stuff x

Silicone High-Profile: 250cc Left 275cc Right
LES
Guru of Morning Calm and Oriental Wisdom


_________________
"So I feel like I've cheated on a wife or long time lover... this is your damn fault Les, you sent me that first Tatuaje!!!!!!  You introduced us!!"  - Bob Cordell

"You got me started on both the Liberty and the Christian's Blend, Les. Now my kids won't be able to go to college." - Brlesq

Beegerply

Who cares they look, nice high pro 250 both
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