Sex doll theft in Canada

Started by Ken Kelley, 03/25/2011 11:00 AM

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Ken Kelley

How far is it from Bugtussle to Calgary???



Sex doll swiped from Calgary shop
By Dave Dormer, QMI Agency
   

CALGARY -- This alleged thief must have been feeling a little frisky Wednesday night, swiping a pricey torso from a southeast sex shop.

Police said that a man went into the Little Shop of Pleasures on Macleod Trail at about 9:40 p.m. and make off with the sex doll worth $460.

"The male went southeast through a parking lot and jumped a fence carrying the torso like a football," said Insp. James Hardy.

Staff at the store declined to comment.

The suspect is described as a white man in his early 40s. He was wearing a grey sweatshirt and a beige jacket.

Hardy called it one of the more interesting thefts he's investigated recently.

"You can definitely say that," he said.

Anyone with information is asked to call police at 403-266-1234.
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nwb

Chief of Shaft

Beegerply

Bob is still running  :lmao:  :lmao:
Byron

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kennyg

Yeah, makes one wonder how you would sell something like that.... what do you say in your ad

FOR SALE :  slightly used lifelike female torso  ??

or

FOR SALE : never used lifelike female torso, all accessories included ?

 :crazy:  :crazy:  :crazy:  :crazy:
KennyG : )

dwig

:lmao:

At least he wasn't wearing his Red Smoking Jacket!
That would have been a dead give-away.
 :biggrin:
I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say:  Hey look.  That one is shaped like an idiot!"

gitfiddl

The suspect was heard to say "We're going home, Sugarbritches.  We're going home!  Bwahahaha!"
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Bob Cordell

What did I miss?



Ive been up north!



 :dancing:
"I bet there's rich folks eating in fancy dining cars,
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars"

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QuoteBob Cordell - 3/25/2011  11:37 AM

What did I miss?



Ive been up north!



 :dancing:

 :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:

Hope it was a successful trip.
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nwb

#8
Headline:

Hardened Criminal Sticks Up Sex Shop
Chief of Shaft

Robert LG

Rob

gitfiddl

You reckon he'll get a stiff sentence?  

I can see it now:  At the trial he walks up and hands the DA $50.  When the DA tells him who he is, the guy says "I thought they said 'Prostitutor'!"
 :-0
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Shukpaw

:lmao:

Take off (with a sex doll) to the great white north.
I'm right 98% of the time.  Who cares about the other 3%?

dwig

I can hear Bob now:

This sex doll shyt is not all it's blown up to be!
:mad:
bytches
  :mad:
I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say:  Hey look.  That one is shaped like an idiot!"

87North

This whole thread is hilarious...  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:
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Bob Cordell

Shes actually pretty hot...



"I bet there's rich folks eating in fancy dining cars,
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars"

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Bob Cordell

She dont have alot to say, everythings pretty much my way! I can stop and drink a beer and she dont give a damn, cold bytch!
"I bet there's rich folks eating in fancy dining cars,
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars"

gitfiddl

QuoteBob Cordell - 3/25/2011  2:37 PM

What did I miss?



Ive been up north!



 :dancing:

 :confused:  Up north?  I thought you were searching for a certain, shall we say, somewhat humid patch down south...

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:lmao: Laughing at this entire thread. Bob's such a good sport.
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